Home alone

Being an IT professional, I often find myself knee deep in a computer problem at 3:30 in the morning. While there are many negatives that accompany being at work at 3:30 in the morning, there are some pluses as well. For one thing, there isn’t a constant buzz of annoying users wanting an answer to their computer question. For another thing, I can take a dump in the woman’s bathroom. Why is this a good thing, you ask? Because there is no men’s bathroom on the floor of the building that I always find myself stuck on when I need to take a dump. During business hours, due mainly to political correctness, I am forced to walk up to the second floor and use the male facilities. But, when I am all alone in the building at 3:30 AM on a Wednesday morning, I dump freely. And why, exactly, did I deem this relevant? Good question, maybe I will have an answer next time around. For now, that is all.

One Response to “Home alone”

  1. You are a sick fuck Nick

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